You are amazing on some night outs. Every line you drop on those nights are ‘great success’ and you end up being the man of the night. Other nights are quite horrid, you lose your balance and spill your food and drinks on others and people wish you’d just have stayed at home.
You were the undisputed king on night outs. All the birds were yours and you used to single handedly save the lads with your amazing dancing skills. You never stopped receiving praises from everyone around you and you were loved. But now you are getting on a bit and no matter how hard you try you can only manage a couple of drinks. The birds and lads treat you with respect but don’t want to hang around you as much. There are occasional nights when you can just turn on the style but those days are far and few.
You’re terrible at night outs and you take money to make others look good.
You always find yourself on every night out and everyone knows you. You have so many night out kings around you and you do more than your fair share to keep up with them or better them, yet you never seek the sort of limelight they get. You are normally the designated driver and people don’t appreciate you as much till you stop going out.
Lets the other guys do the work and gets his shirt off at the end.
The Zaheer Khan
You don’t go out anymore.
You reek awesomeness. You tell people where to go, what to drink and what to eat and it always ends up being a night to remember. Even those nights when you don’t feel up for it, you are able to motivate others into making it a memorable evening.
The Ravi Shastri
You’re the guy who goes out every time and doesn’t do anything but talks about it the next day like you were in the middle of the action. You make several mistakes while recounting the stories and no one likes listening to you; but you’re the party leader’s best friend and get invited every time.
Spend the entire night arguing with the doormen, the bar staff – anyone official who happens to get in your way. When you’re on form you can’t stop scoring, but droughts are prolific when they occur. Prone to chucking in the towel and just settling at the end.
The Murali Vijay
You want to go out more often but are saddled with the difficulty of length. You’re absolutely brilliant on short night outs but never called for all nighters. When they want to drop you from the group, you end up giving the group an amazing night out, so that you still remain.
So which one are you? Which one are your friends? Are there other types of cricketers you can be on a night out?